Searching For Reception

Our mission was in 4 parts and is outlined as follows:
 
Part 1:
Take our original guest list, double that number, subtract three, add forty five and then multiply by three. This number should equal that of a small village and is the amount of family that need to be invited to the wedding.
 
Part 2:
Take [...]

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“All Aboard!”

With my book, “Between Borders and Buses”, a mere 7 weeks away, I give you all a sneak peak of my first chapter of entitled “All Aboard!”Also In conjunction with the sneak peak, my website is live as of now – www.beyondyonderpublications.com
Check it out and if you want to pre order the book feel free. [...]

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All Dressed Up & Nowhere To Hide

It is everyman’s dream. To be trapped in a dark room, surrounded by women.Well I have lived that dream and I can tell any guys reading this blog to be careful what they wish for, because it may come true and your dream could become a nightmare.
Like mine did.
It was a humid Sunday afternoon and [...]

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Having A Hoot

Everyone loves Hooters. 
My friend Razia loves them so much that she even convinced my friends Shyamika and Michelle to eat there for Shyamika’s birthday.  Well I think convinced might not be the correct word.  Here, let me give you an indication of how I imagine Raz’s conversation with Shyam went down.
“Shyam where do you want [...]

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The Write Way

 I’m Pregnant.
According to the author Dean Koontz I am anyway.
Before you all think I’m crazy, I will explain what I’m going on about. But not just yet.
With this blog, I thought I would do things slightly differently. Instead of pulling out of my arsenal of sarcasm and cynicism, for which I am renowned, I thought [...]

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“Seven Minutes…and the clock’s ticking dude” (Part 2)

First impressions last.
Some guys make it with humour. Others have a great smile. While a few even boast a well thought out line – “Wow! That dress really brings out your cleavage.” Thankfully I don’t need lines, quick wit or even a great smile. I make an impression the only way I know how – [...]

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“7 Minutes…and the clock’s tickin’ dude”

Seven minutes. Not much time is it. Enough to boil an egg; burn some toast; listen to the Verve’s Bitter Sweet Symphony or even have a quickie.
Have a guess what I did? If you selected choice (d) then guess what? You picked wrong! Seriously people, do you really think that you would find [...]

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Released on an Unsuspecting population…

Yes,
Like facebook I have joined the exciting world of blogging. Why you ask? Because I have something to say…I just need to figure out exactly what that something is exactly. I wonder if it is sasquatch? Maybe. I am sure it will come to me.
As to what to expect. For those who [...]

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